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Backblaze is faster than the sound of panic after a hard drive failure.


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Yes, that’s how blazing fast Backblaze is at backing up your data! At least according to @joerocklin who gets a Backblaze bike jersey for finishing: “Backblaze is faster than…”

In addition to Joe’s answer, there were hundreds of other suggestions…many of which made us laugh out loud. Thank to everyone who submitted! For your perusing pleasure, below are all the ideas that came in by the time we finished looking.

Have a friend who could use a fast online backup service? Send them our way!

Pavlin Panayotov Backblaze is faster than a Neutrino!
Julie Stanley Backblaze is faster than a shooting star on a mission!
Siebe Warmoeskerken Backblaze is faster than a SSD on steroids.
Steve Staskiewicz Backblaze is faster than Chuck Norris.
Chris Miller Backblaze is faster than it used to be. Much faster.
Dana Buswell Backblaze is faster than Kim Kardashian filing for divorce.
Rhain Louis Backblaze is faster than Lance without EPO!
Richard Lawson Backblaze is faster than my old online backup company!
Erwin Lötscher Backblaze is faster than no backup…
John Griffin Backblaze is faster than rewriting a single document.
Jim Soriano Backblaze is faster than trying to find the file in my Dropbox.
Courtney Ely Backblaze is faster than Usain Bolt on the 100m sprint.
Alan Em Backblaze is faster than… um… something really fast…
Niben Singh Blackblaze is faster than Jimmy John’s delivery!
Gorka Ludlow Backblaze is faster than #backupmonday. By Monday it already has me backed up.
James Gockel Backblaze is faster than a dog on a go-kart track.
James Gockel Backblaze is faster than the speed of lint.
James Gockel Backblaze is faster than printing out hard copies of all the Binary, to create ‘a backup’.
Sebastian Vazquez Backblaze is faster than restoring from CDs.
Gavin Chapman Backblaze is faster than having to go out and recreate all the family photos all over again.
Joey Dawson Backblaze is faster than Usain Bolt.
Thomas Völk Backblaze is faster than you realize you accidentally deleted that file you were looking for.
Michael Tenney Backblaze is faster than a juiced up cyclist!
Matthew Thompson Backblaze is faster than a neutrino at the Gran Sasso lab.
Shawn Beattie Backblaze is faster than a Romulan warship.
Olav Grønås Gjerde Backblaze is faster than a time machine.
Justin Gehring Backblaze is faster than Chuck Norris.
John Montgomery Backblaze is faster than Mark Cavendish on the Champs-Élysées in July.
Jonathan Anonuevo Backblaze is faster than the action potential of a neurotransmitter! =)
Justin Gehring Backblaze is faster than your external USB drive.
Shawn Beattie Backblaze is faster than a Ferrari loaded with DVD-ROMs.
Justin Gehring Backblaze is faster than fast.
Bryan Mumme Backblaze is faster than Mark Cavendish sprinting towards the finish line.
Shawn Beattie Backblaze is faster than Speedy Gonzalez AND the Road Runner.
Justin Gehring Backblaze is faster than the growth of the US National Debt.
Barry Wood Backblaze is faster than the Tour de France peloton coming down from the Alps with a tailwind.
Katia Bloom Backblaze is faster than a hunting cheetah.
Leya Leydiker Backblaze is faster than you can say "OH $H!T!! I lost my data."
Ashley Thalman Backblaze is faster than Your mom.
Bryan Mumme Backblaze is faster than "greased lightning."
Jeff Jones Backblaze is faster than a staple gun…an elf with a staple gun…a north pole Rudolf-riding elf with staple gun putting up Grizwold’s lights.
Kathy McDowell Backblaze is faster than a one armed paper hanger!
Ashley N John Harte Backblaze is faster than an iron mountain truck hauling your tape backups from the closest underground bunker.
Sergey Kleimenichev Backblaze is faster than Chuck Norris’ kick.
Sergey Kleimenichev Backblaze is faster than your thoughts to try it.
Sergey Kleimenichev Backblaze is faster than a Universe expansion.
@azharc @backblaze Backblaze is faster than me on my bike, but only during winters.
@atypicalbnc @backblaze is faster than the Waco Kid. Well raise my rent!
@atypicalbnc @backblaze is faster than Dwight Schrute…which is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
@GotKevin Backblaze is faster than a rocket goin… OMG BEES! (cc: @backblaze)
@austinehrhart @Backblaze is faster than…particles in the Hadron Collider!
@joerocklin Backblaze is faster than the sound of panic after a hard drive failure. @backblaze
@haentz @Backblaze is faster than me riding my bike down the trails! (That might change with an awesome Backblaze jersey, though.)
@dankohn1 Backblaze is faster than an (otherwise data-destroying) tornado.
@AndyM84 @backblaze Backblaze is faster than… a Kenyan. So fast, it’ll beat a Kenyan in a race and have them deported back to Kenya.
@Hoffmann @backblaze Backblaze is faster storing my data than I’m losing it.
@r_pluta @backblaze is faster than a spilt margarita. #zzzztt #zap
@permagnus Backblaze is faster than me @backblaze #backblaze
@blinkingeye @backblaze Backblaze is faster than a Quantum Slipstream Drive.
@lvcosgrove @backblaze Backblaze is faster than a defection from Mozy.
@scardus @backblaze is faster than building a time machine to rescue my data.


And the winner is…
Kiss your lost files hello.


online backup billboard
Thank you for voting on your favorite billboard! The votes have been tallied across the Facebook poll, comments, blog feedback, Twitter responses…and the winner is:

Kiss your lost files hello

Lee Robertson wins one-year of Backblaze online backup by voting/retweeting.

Congratulations Lee, thanks to everyone that voted…and look out for the billboard appearing on Highway 101 in two weeks!



It’s down to the final 6:
Vote for your favorite Backblaze billboard.


Online Backup billboard vote
We asked you to provide us ideas for a billboard and, wow, did you come through!
You submitted about 200 ideas!

It was incredibly difficult to narrow them down. But, after much deliberation, rigorous analysis, careful evaluation…and just some plain “I like that one!”…we came down to the six ideas below.

Now it’s to pick the final billboard that will go up on Highway 101:
Vote on Facebook for your favorite Backblaze online backup billboard!
Voting by Dec 5, 2011 at 10am PST enters you to win 1 year of Backblaze.

Peace of Mind. $5/month.
online backup billboard peace-of-mind

Yesterday, you said you would backup today.
online backup billboard yesterday-said-backup

Because there are some videos you don’t want to lose.
online backup billboard don't-lose-videos

Easy backup. Quick restore. You can hug us later.
online backup billboard easy-backup

Kiss your lost files hello.
online backup billboard say-hello

1 in 2 people will lose data. Which one are you?
online backup billboard 1-in-2-people

So, which one is your favorite?

We will also be touching up the final picked one, so give us feedback in the comments.



Give friends peace of mind for the holidays – and get a hotel night or free flight


Peace of mind means different things to different people. It might be knowing you can get the song your baby falls asleep to when you’re traveling or being able to find your lost or stolen computer.

At Backblaze, we believe that peace of mind comes from never having to worry about losing the video of your newborn’s first smile, the photo of your uncle passed out at Thanksgiving last year, or oops, that presentation you just deleted.

This holiday season, give the gift of peace of mind from Backblaze.

… And get rewarded for your generosity in return.

Every gift license purchased between now and midnight this Cyber Monday, automatically enters you into a drawing for your choice of hotel or flight ($250 gift card) for a little extra peace of mind of your own.

Can’t decide who to bestow with your generosity? Follow us on Twitter or like us on Facebook to be entered into a drawing for a free year of Backblaze.

So kick up your feet and relax, we’ve got you and your friends covered.

* Anyone is eligible.
* Licenses can be used for new accounts only
* License is valid for one year of unlimited backup
* Contests end at 11.59 PM PST on November 28th, 2011



Backblaze is faster than…


Meet the Backblaze Peloton.
From Wikipedia:

The peloton travels as an integrated unit, like birds flying in formation, each rider making slight adjustments in response to the riders around him or her…

I would say we started a Backblaze biking group because of the inherent efficiency, teamwork, and performance of a well-executing peloton; that this is both a way to develop our team and to demonstrate it’s excellence; that this was perfectly timed to coincide with Backblaze 2.0: The Performance Release

But, realistically, it’s just fun.

Want one of these fancy Backblaze bike jerseys?
In the comments below, on our Facebook page, or on Twitter simply finish the sentence:

“Backblaze is faster than…”

For example,
* Backblaze is faster than a cheetah jumping off a rocket ship.
* Backblaze is faster than a spinning hard drive.
* Backblaze is faster than a DeLorean hitting 88 mph.

We’ll pick our favorite and send you a jersey!



The 1.35 petabyte Backblaze Salt Pod


Salt is great, but I prefer pepper on my drives
Researchers have discovered that a pinch of table salt can get more data onto spinning hard drive platters. A lot more: 6 TB in a single platter!

Considering the latest drives have up to 5 platters, that would be 30 TB in a single hard drive. Put 45 of those drives into a Backblaze Storage Pod and you would store 1.35 petabytes (!) in a single storage pod; more than 10 petabytes in a single rack.

Hello, Big Data. Meet your best friend, Salt.



Help Backblaze make a billboard


Backblaze Billboard
Backblaze continues to grow and we want to help more people find out about our online backup service. We were inspired by the great “Y U NO USE HIPCHAT” billboard and would love for you to help us make our own!

Suggest a Backblaze billboard. If we use it, we’ll send you the new Kindle Fire!

Suggest ideas by any of these:
* Write them as a comment on this blog post.
* Write them on the Backblaze Facebook page.
* Tweet them and include (http://bit.ly/bzbillboard) to link to this post.

The rules:
* You can suggest as many ideas as you want.
* Suggesting the same idea twice doesn’t increase your chances.
* If multiple people suggest an idea we use, we’ll randomly pick one of those people.

Some ideas to get your creative juices flowing:
* Backblaze Online Backup. $5/month. Unlimited Storage.
* Really, a billboard?!? Why?! Because you’re still not backing up.
* (No File Found) Should have backed up with Backblaze.
* Backblaze: because Google won’t ship G-drive.
* Diamonds might be forever, but your hard drive isn’t.

What is your suggestion?



$399.99 for a 3.1 GB hard drive


No, not 3 TB…3 GB. We stumbled across this scan of a Best Buy news ad from 1996. “30-Message Pagers”, “Motorola Cellular Flip Phone”, “28.8 kbps modem”…what a trip down memory lane.

One of my favorite ads, for obvious reasons, is for for hard drives:

At those prices, a Backblaze Storage Pod today would cost $18,000,000!
(45 drives * 3 GB * 1,000 GB per TB * $400)

The roughly 220 pods that we have at this point would cost nearly $4 billion!

I love the progress of technology.



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